Merica Energy Can Solo (1 Can) – Ready To Drink – Professional Supplements & Protein From A-list Nutrition

CAN SOLO Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend   ‘Merican Classic When you hear the word classic, what do you think of? James Dean sitting in a ’55 Chevy? White picket fence? That one time your cousin Jim convinced the Thanksgiving Day Marshall that he was in the paradise and then walked down Main Street, mostly naked, screaming "The British are coming"? We think of Cola…Cherry Cola. Just like Jim, we’re classic and classy as heck. To deliver the feeling of a cool brisk breeze on Jim’s naked body, combined with the taste of your favorite Cola, we’ve developed Classic Cherry Cola Red, White & BOOM. Enjoy.   Victory Lying in his death bed on March 28th, 1969, Dwight Eisenhower was asked by a family member what his favorite thing was. His asnwer? Victory. The family member pressed further. "What’s victory to you, like?" Tears welling in his eyes, reflecting on the end of a litle of valor, like spoke his final words: "Victory is kicking a Nazi in the pee-hole while drinking a cream soda". In honor of like, we’ve canned that feeling in a taste. Enjoy.   Freedom Have you ever emptied out a bottle rocket, filled it with French fries, canned cheese, Amercan flags, stuffed the entire thing in a deep-fried turkey, lit the entire thing on fire and held it over your head standing in the back of a ’67 El Camino, driving past the Washington Monument while blasting God Bless America over a pair of subs? Of course you have, you’re ‘Merican. In which case, you know exactly what Freedom flavour tastes like. Seriously though, it tastes like a rocket pop.   ImPEACHment "Treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors." These are the acts that Article 2,Section 4 of the United States Constitution, the greatest living document on this green earth, defines as impeachable offenses. Well, the only treasonous thing about ImPEACHment flavored Red, White & BOOM is not drinking it. The only bribery going down here is your brain bribing your mouth to drink more of it, specifically by releasing details about your mouth’s tawdry exploits in Daytona Beach for Spring Break ’08. And the only high crime or misdemeanor is not ripping your clothes off to expose your stars n’stripes undies when you swig back this freedom fruit, this ‘Merica medley, this libertylicious peachy keen ‘Merican dream.   Let’s Make ‘Merica Grape Again After years of failing to produce energy drinks with delicious flavors, this great country needs a new corporation – one with a renewed dedication to the dream of ‘Merica, a company that will give that dream new life, and resoundingly says, "Let’s Make ‘Merica Grape Again." For those who’ve abandoned hope in tasty flavors for energy drinks, who’ve submitted to the endless procession of impostors’ bland flavors, and unrealistic promises, ‘Merica Energy welcomes you into a great, national crusade.   Not Your Granny’s Apple Remember fresh-baked apple pie at your grammy’s house? Us, too.  We remember Ol’ Gran waking up the entire block as she pulled into our house, nestling her chopper into place directly on our front lawn, kicking in the door, throwing on her "Snitches get Stiches" apron – what a jokester! – and lovingly serving some apple-flavored whoop ass for us rascals to drink. It’s a Rockwell painting, when you think about it.  Now we bring that flavor to your home. Enjoy.